March 2 2010

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

March 2 2010

Reading of the Day:

Here's the challenge--my daughter reads at a soaring level above her maturity. Harry Potter, not yet. More like Hardy Boys. So...into the past where books for children were more innocent--well, not as far as the Brother's Grimm, not much innocence there-- I mean the fifties.

Random Fact of the Day:
Today's advertising work was all about the excrement. See, there's this enzyme that helps people with Cystic Fibrosis to absorb more of the fats in their diet--an essential change for their development. They can measure the fat absorption by, uh, evaluating their stools. And then there's this treatment for women with SUI: Stress Urinary Incontinence. (Oh, the google searches that will turn up my blog!) See, you don't have to live wearing pads advertised with lovely pinkness and radiant, petally pink flowers. No, you can try this treatment that will keep you from--uh--peeing a little when they laugh--a phrase that is now okay in some circles to express a level of LOL. It just disturbs me. Get fixed, girl, then you can laugh so hard your face hurts instead of peeing first. Remember when that happened? I should work in advertising. Oh wait...